ndw’s avatarndw’s Twitter Archive—№ 29,463

    1. Fun fact: if you lazily jam all the trimmings from a bag of brussels sprouts down the garbage disposal and run it, you can clog the drains, break the pipes, and spray pulverized sprout peelings all over your sink cabinet. For extra fun, do this in the middle of making dinner.
      oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
  1. …in reply to @ndw
    While I am aware that extra bonus points are available for doing this in the middle of preparation for a dinner party, I confess, I did not get those points on this occasion.
    1. …in reply to @ndw
      Note to self: do not run the dishwasher tonight. Do not run the dishwasher tonight. Do not run...