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  1. I remain confident about victory in the war for New Year’s Eve dinner, but the mandoline has won an early battle. Right through my [expletive deleted] fingernail.
    1. …in reply to @ndw
      On the one hand, er, finger, I guess, slicing clean through a nail is kind of awful. On the other, uh, fingers(?), I'm trying not to think about how deep the cut might have been if I hadn't struck the nail.